Jam and Murder
has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?
Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.
I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.
That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.
DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA
I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.
thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.
Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
If you don’t love Sesame Street, I don’t know what to say to you.