pikachu-cubchoo:

Making yo mamma jokes must be pretty dangerous in camp half blood

studyhardalwayspayoff:

Hi everyone ! This is the part.2. If you didn’t saw the first part clic here
I think I’m gonna do an another post like this one because I have still study tips that I want to share with you.
I hope you enjoy this post and if you want more post like this one ♥ it !

studyhardalwayspayoff:

Hi everyone ! This is the part.2. If you didn’t saw the first part clic here

I think I’m gonna do an another post like this one because I have still study tips that I want to share with you.

I hope you enjoy this post and if you want more post like this one ♥ it !

pichiicake:

Jam and Murder

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

obstinatecondolement:

amorremanet:

thismissatomicbomb:

piercinaldhawthorne:

has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?

Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.

I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.

That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.

almost-always-eventually-right:

collaterlysisters:

maxistentialist:

horriblewarning:

DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA

I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.

thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.

Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

charizard:

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

god i hate when people leak my baby pictures

charizard:

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

god i hate when people leak my baby pictures